'Andy!, Andy!' this bothersome girl kept shouting as she woke me up, 'We have to go!'
This girl really needs to shut up and let me sleep. I don't care if I'm on the hard wood, I'm comfy.
'We need to go, it's probably already got her by now', she whined as she practically dislocated my shoulder pulling me up. 'Who are you anyways?...' I was about to ask, but then remembered that she was Erin. I don't know why I would be anywhere near this girl or her near me, but as I 'tried' to get up I quickly remembered drinking way too much the night before.
We made it to the top of the stairs, with very little help from myself. I don't see what this girl's problem is. As I stared at her trying to figure her out, she frantically looked at all the doors up here before dragging me to the farthest one away.
Once inside the room, I plopped onto the bed to return to my gentle coma, but then I heard a piercing scream, must be those pigs that Ben keeps making me listen to.
'That's Her!' Erin cried, making me recognize the voice as Megan, haha, hooker.
With some commotion on the stairs, Erin jumped up and locked the door. I guess she assumed that the loud clicking of the lock would keep our location a secret. However, her brilliant plain didn't work as the noise came immediately to our door. As we could hear it outside, even I got a little shiver, and I'm Main Tank.
With a hurmf it shouted 'EMAG EHT TSOL TSUJ UOY!!!' in gibberish.
'What should we do?' she continued in that wretched voice. 'Shut up, hooker!' I finally said, having enough of this girl, and whatever lie outside the door. In one quick swoop I grabbed the blanket off the bed, threw it over the wooden chair, sending both out the window. Grabbing Erin, (well I gotta save the ladies) I jumped out onto the patio roof, then down to the ground. Then it hit me as I put together what the monster said, backwards...
This girl really needs to shut up and let me sleep. I don't care if I'm on the hard wood, I'm comfy.
'We need to go, it's probably already got her by now', she whined as she practically dislocated my shoulder pulling me up. 'Who are you anyways?...' I was about to ask, but then remembered that she was Erin. I don't know why I would be anywhere near this girl or her near me, but as I 'tried' to get up I quickly remembered drinking way too much the night before.
We made it to the top of the stairs, with very little help from myself. I don't see what this girl's problem is. As I stared at her trying to figure her out, she frantically looked at all the doors up here before dragging me to the farthest one away.
Once inside the room, I plopped onto the bed to return to my gentle coma, but then I heard a piercing scream, must be those pigs that Ben keeps making me listen to.
'That's Her!' Erin cried, making me recognize the voice as Megan, haha, hooker.
With some commotion on the stairs, Erin jumped up and locked the door. I guess she assumed that the loud clicking of the lock would keep our location a secret. However, her brilliant plain didn't work as the noise came immediately to our door. As we could hear it outside, even I got a little shiver, and I'm Main Tank.
With a hurmf it shouted 'EMAG EHT TSOL TSUJ UOY!!!' in gibberish.
'What should we do?' she continued in that wretched voice. 'Shut up, hooker!' I finally said, having enough of this girl, and whatever lie outside the door. In one quick swoop I grabbed the blanket off the bed, threw it over the wooden chair, sending both out the window. Grabbing Erin, (well I gotta save the ladies) I jumped out onto the patio roof, then down to the ground. Then it hit me as I put together what the monster said, backwards...
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